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Yo mamma's so ugly, when medusa looked at her medusa turned to stone. - Anonymous

yo mamma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out. - short stuff

yo mama so poor, she bounced food stamps. - laqueen

yo mama is so stupid when she drove to the airport there was a sign that said "airport left" so she turned around and went home - han nguyen

yo mama so big when she went to kfc they asked her wut size bucket she wanted and she said the one on the roof - han nguyen

yo mamma is so fat, my dog bit her and died of high colesteral! - sara stobbs

Your momma is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. - Xiane

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. - ashley

Yo momma so dirty that she had to creep up on her bath water! - Sherwanna

Yo Mamma so black, even Martin Luther King made her sit on the back of the bus - T-mac

yo momma is so nasty the reason she got fired from the sperm bank is that she got caught drinking on the job. - Shake

Yo mamma so ugly, when the tornado was coming and the farmer yelled "Hit the Dirt!!!", everyone punched yo mamma. - Fire_Thief

Yo Momma is so ugly, they use her face to make Gorilla cookies. - Ben

your momma is so fat when she went to the beach and got into the water scientist classified her as a new species of whale. - Bighttman

your momma is so fat, that when she went on a scale, it reads "Infinity and Beyond!" - Rocketboy

Yo mama's so fat when brought her dress to the cleaners the people said "sorry we don't do curtains." - Anonymous

Yo momma so poor she waves a popsicle stick in the air and called it air condition. - Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." - Casey

Yo Momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money- Casey

yo Momma sooo ugly u look like u got hit with a bag of (what the f**k) - Anonymous

yo mamas teeth are so buttery she put Betty Crocker out of business - kevin

Yo' Mama so fat, she went bungee jumping and took the bridge with her! - Yo' Mama

Yo mamma is so Dumb she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep - Anonymous

Yo mamma is so stupid, she has a bumper sticker on her wheelchair that says "I will not be pushed around." - Anonymous

Your mommas teath are so yellow her tonsils have to wear sunglasses - PurpleQueen24

yo mama so wide she was in the middle of the highway i tryed to surve but ran out of gas - Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out! - Linda

your mama is so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholestrol - vato loco

Yo Momma so fat she started singing "we are family, Mc'Donalds, Burger king and me" - Hakam

your moms so fat we had to take her to sea world to get baptized - mel dz

yo mama is so fat her but cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud - Anonymous

YOUR MOMMA IS SO POOR, I asked what's for dinner, and she opened her legs and said LEFTOVERS!!! - MOFO

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