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Yo momma so stupid I told her to take the 4 train and she took the 2 train twice! - Ninajc

yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale - crazy legs

yo mama is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper - crazy legs

yo mama is so dirty when the colonel yelled hit the dirt everyone punched yo mama - crazy legs

Your mama is so dumb she need's a tutor to read lips . - FCOCONUT

Yo Mamma's so dumb she triped over a cordless phone! - Mario15013

yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico - RasJas125

Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!

yo mama is so ugly she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested for mooning

Your mother is so ugly, when she moved into her new apartment the neighbors chipped in to buy her a curtain!

You were SO ugly at birth, your parents named you SH*T HAppens

yo mamma's armpit is so hairy, she look like she got Don King in a head lock. - Smrtboy913

Yo mom's smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.

yo momma so hairy...u almost died of carpet burns when u were born

ur momma so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!!

yo mama so fat whene her water broke people yelled TITAL WAVE! - WABJAXBCH

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!!

yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family, I got all my sister with me....."

Yo mama sooo hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!

Your Mom is so nasty, When i asked what's for dinner, She lifted up her feet and said "CORN"!

Yo Momma is so dumb, she got Stabbed in a shootout!

Your Momma is so fat, She bungee jump and fell straight to Hell.

YOUR MAMA SOOO FAT SHE DID A BACK FLIP AND KICKED JESUS IN DA CHIN

Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat ass out of the way

Yo Momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved - Damian Buitureida

Yo Momma is so fat that all the restaurant in town say Seats 240 people or yo momma - Outlaw

Yo mamma's so fat...wait you don't have a mamma you have two daddies and a chemistry set. - Kevin

your momma so dum she had to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side - Anonymous

yo mamma is so fat you can bunjee jump with her knicker elastic - David

Yo Momma is soooo fat, she needs a boomerang to tie around her belt. - Tasso

Your mama's butt is so big if you put numbers on it she could stamp license plates - Vegeta

Yo Mama is so stupid she try to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window - Freddy V

Yo Momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo Momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center - Juuhachi-Gou

Yo Momma so fat when i had sex with her i had to slap her ass and ride in the wave - Sugaray

|Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that she spits butter - K Krayzie

Yo momma so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree - K Krayzie

Yo momma so fat your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her - K Krayzie

Yo mommas so fat that when she was floatin in the ocean spain tried to claim her as the new world - K Krayzie

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