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The house is messy again before you can finish cleaning

You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.

Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

Your income tax refund check bounces.

It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You wake up and your braces are stuck together.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

You put both contacts in the same eye.

Your mother approves of the girl you are dating.

Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.

You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your MasterCard.

Nothing you own is actually paid for.

Everyone loves your driver's license picture.

You invite the peeping Tom in...and he says no.

The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.

You call your wife and tell her that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home, you find a sandwich on the front porch.

You start to put on the clothes that you wore home from the party last night...and there aren't any.

You wake up face down on the pavement.

You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize you don't have a waterbed.

Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.

Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.

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