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Baseball in Relation to Sex

First Base - This was almost always kissing, although one guy I knew thought it meant holding hands. Sometimes it was tongue kissing and sometimes not.

Second Base - Variously this meant tongue kissing, breast feeling, or outside the clothes genital contact.

Third Base - Usually this was a hand down the pants of you or your partner.

Home Run - This was ALWAYS sex, although it was rarely reached in the times when you had to refer to it in terms of bases.

On Deck - Having plans for a date

Strike-Out - Duh!!

Walk - Kissing

Bunt - Masturbation

Single - Tongue kissing

Double - Breasts/chest touched, some clothes off, lots of grabbing and feels

Triple - Most of the clothes off, genital contact, mutual masturbation

Inside the park home run - Oral Sex

Ground Rule Double - Would have sex, but no condom

Error - Condom breaks during sex

Banned for life for gambling - Sex without condom

Hall of Fame - Marriage

Now that we've got the basics, let's introduce some terms to better explain all the things that can happen now a days.

Balk - Premature ejaculation

Pine Tar - KY jelly

Relief pitcher - Vibrator

Rain Delay - Parents/roommate return home unexpectedly

Box Seats - Waterbed

Seventh Inning Stretch - Unusual positions

Rookie - Virgin

Minor Leagues - Under 18

Loaded Bases - Manages a trio

Grand Slam - Sex four times in twelve hours

Foul tip - VD

Three up and three down - Impotency

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