Home Picture Gallery Jokes Games Videos Shopping Contact
MadCool Entertainment Center
411Seek
MadCool.com: The Coolest Site for Entertainment since 1999 Cupid Contact

Funny You Might Be a Redneck If JokeYou Might Be a Redneck If.. Joke



You Might Be a Redneck If..

Page 1 || Page 2 || Page 3 || Page 4

You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Fewer than half of your cars run.

Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.

The primary color of your car is "bondo".

You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Your family tree doesn't fork.

Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.

You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.

Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.

You've ever used lard in bed.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

Your brother-in-law is your uncle.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.

You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.

You prominently display a gifts bought at Graceland.

You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.

The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You think that Don Perignon is a Mafia leader.

The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"

You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.

You've ever used a weed eater indoors.

You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels.

You've ever financed a tattoo.

Page 1 || Page 2 || Page 3 || Page 4

Redneck Jokes Main Page || Other Jokes Categories

Do you have any funny jokes that are not seen here? Feel free to submit it to us, and we'll post them up.

Home Picture Gallery Jokes Games Videos Shopping Contact
MadCool Network
123Designing.com
411Seek.com
4idols.com
AceWholesale
asiafinest.com
Asian Affection
CupidContact.com
Ebony Hook Ups
FreeLanceCenter
KKDiscount.com
MadCool.com
Professional  Poker Guide
Copyright© 1999 - 2007 MadCool Network LLC - Privacy Policy - Powered by 123Designing.com