 Irishman
and Elephant Potty Joke
Irishman and Elephant
An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo. While there, he saw
a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at
a person and tell that person's age. The Irishman was very skeptical and
said so, in no uncertain terms.
The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the elephant stamped
its foot 9 times.
"Is that right?" he asked the boy.
"Oh yes," the boy said.
The Irishman was very loud, in his not believing that this was true. The
man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several people, and each time
the elephant stamped his foot and the people said he was correct. The
Irishman got even louder and more abusive toward the man. Finally the
man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the elephant
could look at him and tell him his age. The Irishman took him up on the
wager.
The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around, raised
his tail and cut wind like you wouldn't believe, turned back around and
stomped his foot twice. Where upon the Irishman stumbled back and with
a sound of disbelief in his voice cried, "BeGabbers, he's right ...
farty-two!""
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